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December 17, 1999
The Top 5 Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes (Part I)
- NOTE: The makers of "Queen Amidala's Naboo Dream Palace" assume no responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it.
- Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.
- Manufacturer not responsible for accidents involving EZ-Bake Oven and Suicide-Watch Barbie.
- Caution: "Mack Daddy Ken" is anatomically exaggerated and may excite or frighten little girls and create self esteem problems in little boys.
and the Number 1 Disclaimer Found on a Toy Box...
- Do not place Captain Viagra within 5"-7" of an open flame.
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- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 4 Email / Website
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- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- James Holt, Knoxville, TN -- Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Mighty Purple, New Haven, CT -- Ambience
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