The Top 5 Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes (Part I)

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December 17, 1999

The Top 5 Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes
(Part I)

NOTE: The makers of "Queen Amidala's Naboo Dream Palace" assume no responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it.
Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.
Manufacturer not responsible for accidents involving EZ-Bake Oven and Suicide-Watch Barbie.
Caution: "Mack Daddy Ken" is anatomically exaggerated and may excite or frighten little girls and create self esteem problems in little boys.
and the Number 1 Disclaimer Found on a Toy Box...
Do not place Captain Viagra within 5"-7" of an open flame.

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