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Recorded live at the Village Vanguard.
December 18, 2003


The Top 5 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating


    1. Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen

    2. Getting on Jenny Craig's "Naughty" List

    3. Not Letting the Nutritionists Win

    4. Uploading to Napster

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for Holiday Overeating...

    5. Providing Shade for the Ol' Yule Log



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Selected from 88 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Anne Sholl, Trenton, NJ -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 4
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- RU list name
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • 10,000 Maniacs, Jamestown, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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