The Top 5 Signs Santa Is Sick of Christmas (Part II)

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December 19, 2002

The Top 5 Signs Santa Is Sick of Christmas
(Part II)

Joins the Nation of Islam and changes name to "Claus Shabazz."
Kids' e-mails to North Pole receive autoreply message: "I'm out of the office FOREVER, you tubby little punk!"
Over the summer, he opened a sandwich shop called Donder Burgers.
Under the tree you find a half-eaten cookie and a glass full of urine.
and the Number 1 Sign Santa is Sick of Christmas...
Placed the entire Osmond family on the "Naughty" list just for the hell of it.

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Selected from 119 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 1, 3 (7th #1) Email
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2, Topic
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 4, 5
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 5
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU/HM list names Email / Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Wesley Willis, Chicago, IL -- Ambience (explanation)




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