The Top 5 Signs the Holiday Season Has People Stressed Out (Part I)

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December 20, 2004

The Top 5 Signs the Holiday Season
Has People Stressed Out
(Part I)

Those "boughs" with which they're decking the halls are really the limbs of overly cheery Holly in apartment 301.
Travel agents see surge in post-holiday bookings to relaxing Baghdad.
Some guy is ringing the bell outside of stores and collecting money for the Salvation of Arnie.
That pedestrian you cut off in the parking lot decided to scrape your paint job -- with her fingernails.
and the Number 1 Sign the Holiday Season Has People Stressed Out...
The biggest seller at the mall Starbucks is a Heroin Smackaccino with Demerol sprinkles.

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Selected from 344 submissions from 181 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 1
Matthew Krebs, Sandy, UT -- 1
Marc Reed, Milwaukee, WI -- 2
Dave Tyler, whereabouts unknown -- 3
Darryl Levi, Newbury Park, CA -- 4
Donn Koperski, whereabouts unknown -- 4
Wayne Jones, Kingston, ON, Canada -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator, Banner Tag, RU/HM names
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
Spock's Beard, Culver City, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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