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December 20, 1999


The Top 5 Disclaimers Found on Toy Boxes
(Part II)


    1. For eternal use only.

    2. For best results, consume hard liquor prior to assembly.

    3. Talk to your doctor before using Xenical Barbie. Xenical Barbie not intended for children less than 20% above their ideal weight. Discontinue use if oily leakage occurs.

    4. Replacement blades and toes not included.

      and the Number 1 Disclaimer Found on a Toy Box...

    5. Warning: Although technically a game, Parcheesi sucks.



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Selected from 136 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (33rd #1) Email / Hall of Famer
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 2 Email / Website
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 2
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 3
  • Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 4
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 5 Email
  • James Holt, Knoxville, TN -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Goo Goo Dolls, Buffalo, NY -- Ambience

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