The Top 5 Signs the Holiday Season Has People Stressed Out (Part II)

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December 21, 2004

The Top 5 Signs the Holiday Season
Has People Stressed Out
(Part II)

"Put a lump of coal in her stocking and tell her that you'd marry her and her wound-so-tight-she'll-crush-it-into-a-diamond ass-cheeks all over again!"
It seems everyone at the mall considers himself to be a regular f*$%in' Dick Cheney!
Rule #1: No one talks about Christmas Club. Rule #2: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT CHRISTMAS CLUB!
Store clerks have taken to hanging mistletoe from the back of their belts.
and the Number 1 Sign the Holiday Season Has People Stressed Out...
This year it's not his *feet* that notoriously difficult-to-buy-for Uncle Chet is having held to the fire.

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Selected from 344 submissions from 181 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Doc Rea, Kalamazoo, MI -- 1
Jorge Tamarit, Clearwater, FL -- 1
Tom Uecker, Dover, PA) -- 2
Kevin Fox, St. Paul, MN -- 3
David Nelson, Albuquerque, NM -- 4
Ron Leminski, Boulder, CO -- 4
Dan Adinolfi, Ithaca, NY) -- 5
David Nelson, Albuquerque, NM -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Banner Tag, RU/HM names
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
Belle & Sebastian, Glasgow, Scotland -- Ambience (explanation)




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