The Top 5 Things Overheard at Office Holiday Parties

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December 23, 2003

The Top 5 Things Overheard
at Office Holiday Parties

"Take your clothes off, men -- time to go skinny-dipping in the secretarial pool!"
"I remember the old days when we'd just photocopy our asses. Now, we have to out-source it to a graphics company so they can touch it up before IT posts it to the corporate Web site."
"Don't crash the Halliburton party next door -- they're asking $24.00 for a Bud Light."
"He's your Secret Santa? Be careful. It took six prescriptions to get rid what he gave me last year."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Office Holiday Parties...
"You're the boss's wife? What a coincidence -- I'm his bitch."

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Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 1 (6th #1)
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 2
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 3
Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 4 Website
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 5
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Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
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Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
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