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December 23, 2004


The Top 5 Things Overheard
at ClausCo International


    1. "Downsize the elves? They'll vanish!"

    2. "Our earnings-to-price ratio is up, but the ROI figures indicate-- Holy crap, Kris! Did you see the rack on that elf?"

    3. "If you don't double your production of Chia Pets, *your* ass is grass."

    4. "So, Knoblicker, are you ever going to tell us how you became Santa's favorite elf?"

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at ClausCo International...

    5. "Okay, it's done: Delivery has been outsourced to DHL. Someone call Hickory Farms about the reindeer."

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Selected from 86 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2
  • Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 4 Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Runner Up list name
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Elf, New York NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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