The Top 5 Things Overheard at the Office Holiday Party

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December 27, 1999

The Top 5 Things Overheard
at the Office Holiday Party

"Here's your Zima, Mr. Gore."
"When the boss called me into his office to give me a pink slip, I didn't think he wanted me to *wear* it."
"Don't worry, we have plenty of time to get the Nuclear Missile Launch program Y2K compliant, besides, I always code better after a few drinks."
"Why, Mr. Gates! Another copy of Windows! You shouldn't have."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Office Holiday Party...
"Oh, man, Bob's making photocopies of his ass agai-- BOB, WAIT!! THAT'S THE SHREDDER!!!"

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Selected from 153 submissions from 80 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (Woo-Hoo!)
Lynda Burney, Costa Mesa, CA -- 2
Matthew Van Opens, Kensoha, WI -- 3
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 4
Scott Naness, Staten Island, NY -- 5
Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- Topic
Lori Carmona, Manassas, VA -- Banner tag
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name
Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Johnny Paycheck, Greenfield, OH -- Ambience




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