The Top 5 Alternate Names for a Smokers' Airline

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September 11, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A German entrepreneur is hoping to take advantage
of smokers' resentment at efforts to further curb where
they can smoke by giving them their own airline, Smokers
International Airways. They will be known as "Smintair."
Here at TopFive, we think they need something catchier!

The Top 5 Alternate Names for a Smokers' Airline

Smokes on a Plane
Gaspingfor Air
Lunghansa
Chronically Obstructed Airways
and the Number 1 Alternate Name for a Smokers' Airline...
Virgin Asthmatic

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Selected from 137 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 1 (18th #1) Website
Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 2
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 4
Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT -- 4
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5 Website
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL -- 5 Website
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Timbaland & Magoo, Norfolk, VA -- Ambience (explanation)




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