The Top 5 Benefits to Working in an Apple Sweatshop

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June 23, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

It appears Apple Computer has an iPod-related
public relations headache after a newspaper report
about the poor working conditions at Chinese
factories where the popular music player is built.

The Top 5 Benefits to Working in an Apple Sweatshop

Concentrating on winning the monthly iWard for "Most Consecutive iDays Correctly Speaking in iLanguage" is both iFun and iMorale-boosting!
The corporate logo doubles as a weekly nutrition guideline.
Your friendly coworkers give you extra rice on seventh anniversary with the company *and* on your twelfth birthday.
You're allowed to work twice as slow as most sweatshops at double the cost -- just like Apple's computers.
and the Number 1 Benefit to Working in an Apple Sweatshop...
There's a Starbucks sweatshop conveniently located in the break room.

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Selected from 98 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1 (35th #1) Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 3
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 4 Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Laurie Anderson, Glen Ellyn, IL -- Ambience (explanation)




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