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Senza lista d'infamia ti rispondo.
September 26, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

While speaking at the U.N. recently, Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez called President Bush
"the devil." Referring to Bush's own U.N. speech,
Chavez said, "The devil came right here...
and it still smells of sulfur today."


The Top 5 Differences in Hell Under President Bush

  1. A FEMA task force is set up to look at the air-conditioning situation.

  2. Ken Lay *still* seems to be avoiding punishment.

  3. "Bezeeb... Belzeb... Beebeez... can I just call you Bubba?"

  4. All school-age damned souls have the port half of their buttocks sliced off in accordance with Dubya's "No Child's Left Behind" program.

    and the Number 1 Difference in Hell Under President Bush...

  5. Hotel rooms are always booked solid during Coulterfest.





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Selected from 110 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1 (9th #1)
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 3
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 3
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Squirrel Nut Zippers, Chapel Hill, NC -- Ambience   (explanation)

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