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October 9, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned last week
after it was learned he sent lurid e-mail messages
and had, um, exuberant instant message chat sessions
with teenage boys who served as pages on Capitol Hill.
The Top 5 IM Lines Sent by Mark Foley (mild version)
- i'm putn final touches on bill right now. btw, bill sez hi.
- i'm up for re-erection soon
- will u b my date to the NAMBLA dance?
- wanna meet on the floor of my house or yours?
and the Number 1 IM Line Sent by Mark Foley...
- who's your pro-family values daddy?
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Selected from 129 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1, 3 (22nd #1)
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 4
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Bob Seger, Detroit, MI -- Ambience (explanation)
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