The Top 5 Ken Lay Epitaphs

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July 10, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Enron founder Ken Lay died last week of a massive
heart attack. In May, Lay was convicted on 10
counts of securities fraud and related charges,
and was expected to be given a lengthy prison
term at his sentencing later this year.

Would TopFive kick a man while he's down? You betcha!

The Top 5 Ken Lay Epitaphs

Wait... I had a heart?!?
Just like California, it's lights out for me.
Ken Lay: *nobody's* prison bitch!
Hey, how bad could a place with this many lawyers and accountants be?
and the Number 1 Ken Lay Epitaph...
... and I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling stockholders!

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Selected from 140 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 1, 5 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 2 Hall of Famer
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 3 Website
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 3
David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 5
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 5
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Minority Militia, Modesto, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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