The Top 5 Leftover 2006 Punchlines

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December 28, 2006

The Top 5 Leftover 2006 Punchlines

So then Madonna says, "Crap! I think I just bought Emanuel Lewis by mistake!"
So I said, "If I really wanted to get shitfaced, I'd stick my head in the salad bar at Taco Bell."
Then Cheney says, "If I'd known he was a lawyer, I would have brought a bigger gun."
"After all those years in the business, Governor Schwarzenegger, you should know 'Break a leg!' is only a figure of speech."
and the Number 1 Leftover 2006 Punchline...
And Britney says, "I'm not just the No-Hair Club for Women President -- I'm a client, too!"

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Selected from 87 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 1 (2nd #1) Website
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 3
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 5
Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 5
Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Punchline, Pittsburgh, PA -- Ambience (explanation)




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