The Top 5 Marketing Slogans for Canned Air

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May 30, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Exhausted Japanese workers in need of a pick-me-up
will soon be able to get a hit of canned oxygen at
their local convenience store. 7-Eleven Japan will
start marketing the new product, "O2 Supli."

Don't believe me? Look here!
It's gotta be true if it's on the Internet!

Hundreds of employees in the TopFive Marketing
Department pointed out to me that this is a textbook
case of the most egregious of marketing errors:
NEVER pair a crappy product with a shitty slogan.
Fortunately, they had some better suggestions...

The Top 5 Marketing Slogans for Canned Air
(Part I)

Because you have better things to do with your time than pull oxygen out of the air.
Vacuum-packed for freshness.
Got bilked?
Don't leave earth without it.
and the Number 1 Marketing Slogan for Canned Air...
With THIS Air Supply, YOU do the sucking.

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Selected from 152 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 1 (12nd #1)
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 1 (11st #1)
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 2
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 3 Hall of Famer
Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 4
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Pink Floyd, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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