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November 7, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today is election day here in the U.S. of A.
The Top 5 Other Ways to Be Patriotic on Election Day
- The all-american lunch: white Russians, blue Curacao and Johnny Walker red.
- On Tuesday, the dog poops on nothing but USA Today!
- Order freedom toast for breakfast, enjoy freedom fries with your dinner and for dessert, buy a freedom tickler to go with your wife's freedom maid outfit.
- Begin plotting the violent overthrow of the United States of Diebold.
and the Number 1 Other Way to Be Patriotic on Election Day...
- Buy only genuine U.S. politicians.
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Selected from 94 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 1, 3 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Kinky Friedman, Palestine, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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