The Top 5 Other Ways to Be Patriotic on Election Day

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November 7, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today is election day here in the U.S. of A.

The Top 5 Other Ways to Be Patriotic on Election Day

The all-american lunch: white Russians, blue Curacao and Johnny Walker red.
On Tuesday, the dog poops on nothing but USA Today!
Order freedom toast for breakfast, enjoy freedom fries with your dinner and for dessert, buy a freedom tickler to go with your wife's freedom maid outfit.
Begin plotting the violent overthrow of the United States of Diebold.
and the Number 1 Other Way to Be Patriotic on Election Day...
Buy only genuine U.S. politicians.

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Selected from 94 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 1, 3 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 2 Hall of Famer
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Kinky Friedman, Palestine, TX -- Ambience (explanation)




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