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July 3, 2006




The Top 5 Patriotic Pickup Lines

  1. "Hey, wanna be bipartisan and help my blue state?"

  2. "You must be an enemy combatant, 'cause I want to hold you indefinitely."

  3. "Of thee I SCHWING!"

  4. "Why don't we invade Mybedistan and uncover oh-Godda insurgents until emission is accomplished?"

    and the Number 1 Patriotic Pickup Line...

  5. "Baby, I'd like to load you up on Sam Adams and ride you like Paul Revere."





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Selected from 105 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (21st #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Kingston Trio, Palo Alto, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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