The Top 5 Pickup Lines Used by MySpace Pervs

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August 21, 2006

The Top 5 Pickup Lines
Used by MySpace Pervs

"My allowance is WAY bigger than that. I can prove it: I'll leave a plane ticket for you at Heathrow and me *and my dad* will pick you up at La Guardia tomorrow."
"Your parents are just afraid of the superpowers you'll get if you click on the Tree of Knowledge link."
"I just removed MyPants from my friends list to make room for you."
"Well, *I* happen to like Strawberry Shortcake panties. Ignore those insults."
and the Number 1 Pickup Line Used by MySpace Pervs...
"What's a Special-Victims-Unit-detective-pretending-to-be-a-13-year-old like you doing with a MySpace page like this?"

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Selected from 87 submissions from 29 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 1 (10th #1) Website
L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 2
John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 3 Website
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 5
John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Joe Good, Kansas City, MO -- Ambience (explanation)




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