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August 8, 2006
The Top 5 Positive Aspects of a Scorching Heat Wave
- Between Starbucks and the bus stop, your Frappuccino turns into a 20-ounce espresso.
- Easier to understand why those Middle Easterners are so darn cranky.
- Hollywood starlets don't have to worry about an attack of RCPNS: Red Carpet Pokey Nipple Syndrome.
- Grab the stick up Ann Coulter's ass and -- BOOM! -- instant Bitchsicle!
and the Number 1 Positive Aspect of a Scorching Heat Wave...
- Al Gore starts development on the World Wide Refrigerator.
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 1 (26th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 5 Website
- Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- Topic Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Nelly, St. Louis, MO -- Ambience (explanation)
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