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August 8, 2006




The Top 5 Positive Aspects of a Scorching Heat Wave

  1. Between Starbucks and the bus stop, your Frappuccino turns into a 20-ounce espresso.

  2. Easier to understand why those Middle Easterners are so darn cranky.

  3. Hollywood starlets don't have to worry about an attack of RCPNS: Red Carpet Pokey Nipple Syndrome.

  4. Grab the stick up Ann Coulter's ass and -- BOOM! -- instant Bitchsicle!

    and the Number 1 Positive Aspect of a Scorching Heat Wave...

  5. Al Gore starts development on the World Wide Refrigerator.





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Selected from 128 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 1 (26th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 5 Website
  • Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- Topic Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Nelly, St. Louis, MO -- Ambience   (explanation)

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