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August 17, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has started a blog.


The Top 5 Posts on the Iranian President's Blog

  1. "So Ahmad says it's time to get a jihad on and we roll down to Ibrahim's Brass Pole for the wet burka contest. We're like total schwingfidels. Shiite yeah!"

  2. "... and if you move the country's letters around you get 'rain,' which never happens here in the desert... Man, I am sooooooo wasted right now."

  3. "Today's mood: choppy. Currently listening to: A Flock of Seagulls."

  4. "Who else has noticed that Casper the Jihadist Ghost looks a little *too* similar to that dandified capitalist Richie Rich? Are they perhaps the same being, reunited through a rift in the space-time continuum? ... Um, I mean, KILL THE INFIDELS!"

    and the Number 1 Post on the Iranian President's Blog...

  5. "Curse the infidel! How can I resist battery power *and* five blades?!?"





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