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August 17, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has started a blog.
The Top 5 Posts on the Iranian President's Blog
- "So Ahmad says it's time to get a jihad on and we roll down to Ibrahim's Brass Pole for the wet burka contest. We're like total schwingfidels. Shiite yeah!"
- "... and if you move the country's letters around you get 'rain,' which never happens here in the desert... Man, I am sooooooo wasted right now."
- "Today's mood: choppy. Currently listening to: A Flock of Seagulls."
- "Who else has noticed that Casper the Jihadist Ghost looks a little *too* similar to that dandified capitalist Richie Rich? Are they perhaps the same being, reunited through a rift in the space-time continuum? ... Um, I mean, KILL THE INFIDELS!"
and the Number 1 Post on the Iranian President's Blog...
- "Curse the infidel! How can I resist battery power *and* five blades?!?"
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Selected from 104 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (15th #1)
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 4 Website
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Talk Talk, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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