The Top 5 Potential Hazards of Organ Transplants

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July 31, 2006

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The Top 5 Potential Hazards of Organ Transplants

With your new Ann Coulter rectum, you can't even pass Gerber strained peaches.
That voice just won't leave you alone: "I'm your sphincter, Luke."
The only way to keep your new hands off your breasts is to put a beer in one and a remote in the other.
Never truer were the words, "Your lips say, 'No,' but your body says, 'Yes.'"
and the Number 1 Potential Hazard of an Organ Transplant...
The lid on your new eye refuses to open. Not to mention the overwhelming desire to eat spinach and kick some sailor ass.

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Selected from 86 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 3 (37th #1/Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Backstreet Boys, Orlando, FL -- Ambience (explanation)




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