The Top 5 Problems With Teaching a Dog to Drive

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September 5, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A woman in China's Inner Mongolia region crashed
her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.
The woman said her dog "was fond of crouching on
the steering wheel and often watched her drive."
She thought she would let the dog have go at steering
while she operated the accelerator and brake. They
didn't make it far before crashing into an oncoming car.

The Top 5 Problems With Teaching a Dog to Drive

Whenever Rover picks up the keys you find yourself leaping off the couch and yelping excitedly.
Green means "Go." Red means "Stop." Cat means "Accelerate."
He keeps trying to lick the car's ball joints.
*Always* falls for the fake lane change.
and the Number 1 Problem With Teaching a Dog to Drive...
Insists on air fresheners that smell like dog ass.

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