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September 7, 2006
The Top 5 Real-World Translations of Marketing Slogans (Part I)
- "An army of one." -- "At least it will be if recruiting doesn't pick up."
- "Fly the friendly skies" -- "... after you've turned over your liquids to the friendly Homeland Security officer, taken off your shoes for the friendly X-ray machine and bent over for the friendly cavity search."
- "Power is nothing without control." -- "Hell, just ask Bill Clinton."
- "Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me." -- "Life's pretty confusing since my toddler figured out how to remove his diaper."
and the Number 1 Real-World Translation of a Marketing Slogan...
- "It's Miller time." -- "Life hasn't really panned out like you thought it would, has it?"
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Selected from 133 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 1 (5th #1)
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 2
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 4
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 5
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Beastie Boys, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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