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Once upon a time in Humorland...
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September 8, 2006
The Top 5 Real-World Translations of Marketing Slogans (Part II)
- "Think different." -- "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
- "Fahrvergnugen." -- "German for 'Holds together just long enough for you to graduate and get a real car.'"
- "I'm lovin' it!" -- "A minimum-wage employee just had sex with your Quarter Pounder."
- "Is it in you?" -- "If you can't tell, forget the Gatorade and get yourself a new boyfriend."
and the Number 1 Real-World Translation of a Marketing Slogan...
- "99 44/100% pure" -- "C'mon, you're not going to let 66/100% of rat hair and feces keep you from buying our soap, are you?"
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Selected from 133 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 1 (11st #1)
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3, Banner Tag
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 4
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5 Website
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Weather Report, New York NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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