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Once upon a time in Humorland...
September 8, 2006




The Top 5 Real-World Translations of Marketing Slogans
(Part II)

  1. "Think different." -- "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"

  2. "Fahrvergnugen." -- "German for 'Holds together just long enough for you to graduate and get a real car.'"

  3. "I'm lovin' it!" -- "A minimum-wage employee just had sex with your Quarter Pounder."

  4. "Is it in you?" -- "If you can't tell, forget the Gatorade and get yourself a new boyfriend."

    and the Number 1 Real-World Translation of a Marketing Slogan...

  5. "99 44/100% pure" -- "C'mon, you're not going to let 66/100% of rat hair and feces keep you from buying our soap, are you?"





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Selected from 133 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 1 (11st #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3, Banner Tag
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 4
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5 Website
  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Weather Report, New York NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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