The Top 5 Reasons You Weren't People Magazine's Sexiest Man or Woman Alive for 2006

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December 21, 2006

The Top 5 Reasons You Weren't People Magazine's
Sexiest Man or Woman Alive for 2006

"Beav-Flashers Quarterly" already beat them to it.
There's a disease named after you in "The American Journal of Toe Fungus."
Two words: Ass mullet.
You're a three-time Mississippi McNugget-eating champion.
and the Number 1 Reason You Weren't People Magazine's Sexiest Man or Woman Alive for 2006...
You're currently rating 2.3 Federlines on the "Needs a Shower" scale.

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Selected from 91 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 1 (18th #1)
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Prince, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience (explanation)




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