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May 9, 2006
The Top 5 Rejected Ideas for Raising President Bush's Approval Ratings
- New routine for White House press secretary: Answer a question, do a shot.
- Free gas for a year to anyone who captures or kills Osama bin Laden!
- Send the Bush twins out on a national oil-wrestling tour. Sponsored by Exxon, of course.
- Land aboard an even bigger aircraft carrier.
and the Number 1 Rejected Idea for Raising President Bush's Approval Ratings...
- End all speeches with "See ya'll in hell, fellow infidels!"
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Selected from 135 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 1 (14th #1)
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 5
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- George Harrison, Liverpool, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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