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May 9, 2006




The Top 5 Rejected Ideas for
Raising President Bush's Approval Ratings

  1. New routine for White House press secretary: Answer a question, do a shot.

  2. Free gas for a year to anyone who captures or kills Osama bin Laden!

  3. Send the Bush twins out on a national oil-wrestling tour. Sponsored by Exxon, of course.

  4. Land aboard an even bigger aircraft carrier.

    and the Number 1 Rejected Idea for Raising President Bush's Approval Ratings...

  5. End all speeches with "See ya'll in hell, fellow infidels!"





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Selected from 135 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 1 (14th #1)
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 3
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 5
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • George Harrison, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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