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September 14, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

During Katie Couric's recent debut as CBS News anchor,
she mentioned she hadn't come up with a cool closing
line (i.e. "Good night and good luck" or "That's the
way it is"), then asked for suggestions. Heh heh.


The Top 5 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Lines

  1. "Smirnoff, take me away!!!"

  2. "America, if you still call me 'perky' after this, I swear I will #%$#%$* cut you."

  3. "You may now stop masturbating."

  4. "The truth just farted in your living room, America. Go crack a window."

    and the Number 1 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Line...

  5. "And that's the news. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sucking c*ck."





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Selected from 139 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 1 (17th #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Semisonic, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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