The Top 5 Rejected Pentagon Slogans

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October 3, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The Defense Department has hired a
public relations firm to improve media
coverage of the U.S. military in Iraq.

The Top 5 Rejected Pentagon Slogans

Now with 25% more sides than any other federal agency!
You'll do.
Hey, know what would really piss off your parents?
It's Mullah time!
and the Number 1 Rejected Pentagon Slogan...
We kill more people before 9 a.m. than you kill all day playing video games.

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Selected from 129 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (30th #1) Hall of Famer
Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 2, 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 4
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Pavement, Stockton, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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