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November 22, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

FOX TV's sweeps-week plan to publish O.J. Simpson's
"hypothetical" confession book and air an interview
with him about it have been cancelled. FOX Chairman
Rupert Murdoch says the project was "ill-considered."

TopFive, however, has a few suggestions for ol' Rupert...


The Top 5 Replacements for the O.J. Special
(Part I)

  1. Oh, My God, They Killed Kenny G.!: A Let's-All-Give-Thanks Musical Celebration

  2. Mel Gibson's Hollywood Hanukkah Hootenanny

  3. It's the Great Moth%^$#*kin' Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, You Cracker-Ass Honky Piece of Sh&^

  4. Janet Reno: Bringing the Sexy Back

    and the Number 1 Replacement for the O.J. Special...

  5. O.J. Simpson's "Okay, How About 'If I Killed JonBenet Ramsey'? Is THAT Offensive?"





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Selected from 101 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 2
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 3
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 4
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 5
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Replacements, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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