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August 24, 2006




The Top 5 Sequels to "Snakes on a Plane"
(Part I)

  1. "Pee Wee's Big Snake Adventure": Pee Wee Herman Saves the day when a spitting cobra rears its ugly head in a theater.

  2. "Must Love Snakes": A thinly disguised soft porn flick about a pizza delivery/escort service/pet store operation run by handsome gigolos. Ron Jeremy portrays all of the snakes.

  3. "Snakes in a Skank on a Plane": Britney Spears stars as a young woman with a unique plan for smuggling rare reptiles.

  4. "Asp Good as It Gets": Cantankerous Jack Nicholson's back, this time grousing about having to keep an eye on his gay neighbor's pink serpent -- *and* his pet snake!

    and the Number 1 Sequel to "Snakes on a Plane"...

  5. "Snails on a Train": There's this train, see, in France....





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Selected from 106 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 5
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Anders Osborne, Stockholm, Sweden -- Ambience   (explanation)

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