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1) Remove list. 2) Count to ten. 3) Run.
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August 24, 2006
The Top 5 Sequels to "Snakes on a Plane" (Part I)
- "Pee Wee's Big Snake Adventure": Pee Wee Herman Saves the day when a spitting cobra rears its ugly head in a theater.
- "Must Love Snakes": A thinly disguised soft porn flick about a pizza delivery/escort service/pet store operation run by handsome gigolos. Ron Jeremy portrays all of the snakes.
- "Snakes in a Skank on a Plane": Britney Spears stars as a young woman with a unique plan for smuggling rare reptiles.
- "Asp Good as It Gets": Cantankerous Jack Nicholson's back, this time grousing about having to keep an eye on his gay neighbor's pink serpent -- *and* his pet snake!
and the Number 1 Sequel to "Snakes on a Plane"...
- "Snails on a Train": There's this train, see, in France....
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Selected from 106 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1 (4th #1)
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
- Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 5
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Anders Osborne, Stockholm, Sweden -- Ambience (explanation)
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