The Top 5 Side-Effects of the Global Orgasm for Peace

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November 30, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A San Francisco couple has organized a
Global Orgasm for Peace to "effect change
in the energy field of the Earth input of
the largest possible surge of human energy."

They want everyone in the world to have an orgasm
on December 22 while focusing on world peace.

The Top 5 Side-Effects
of the Global Orgasm for Peace

December 23: The Global Run to the Store for More Kleenex, Lotion and Cigarettes.
Celestial irony rules the day when the event actually triggers the long-awaited Second Coming of the Lord.
Paris Hilton furrows her brow and muses, "I feel a disturbance in my pants."
Thousands of children are bitterly disappointed on Christmas morning when their new toys won't run because Mommy used up all the batteries.
and the Number 1 Side-Effect of the Global Orgasm for Peace...
Hawaii is destroyed by a Category 4 tsemen tsunami.

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The Jam, Surrey, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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