The Top 5 Signs a Monkey Did All Your Christmas Shopping

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December 26, 2006

The Top 5 Signs a Monkey
Did All Your Christmas Shopping

This year's hot toy: Mattel's Sticks to Jam Down an Anthill.
Certificate for one free hour of tick-picking.
Under the tree: a banana, banana pudding, banana cookies, banana bread, candied bananas, banana body lotion, banana shampoo, banana daiquiri mix and 101 Banana Recipes. And in your stocking: the director's cut DVD of King Kong and a Best of Bananarama CD.
Everyone got copies of "Oot-Oot Your Way to Flatter Abs!"
and the Number 1 Sign a Monkey Did All Your Christmas Shopping...
The red vest and cap are certainly festive, but the neighbors complain whenever you use the cymbals.

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Selected from 97 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL -- 1 (3rd #1) Website
Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 2
Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 3, 4 Website
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT -- 3
Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 4
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 5 Website
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 5
Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- Topic Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Eminem, St. Joseph, MO -- Ambience (explanation)




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