The Top 5 Signs an Athlete Has Gender Issues

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December 22, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

An Indian runner who won a silver medal in the
women's 800 meters at the Asian Games failed
a gender test and was stripped of the medal.

The Top 5 Signs an Athlete Has Gender Issues

Her Olympic swimsuit shows her to have less of a cameltoe and more of a camelnose.
His end-zone dance incorporates an awful lot of pole action.
While the other linebackers nurse their injuries, he nurses his 1-year-old.
Hits the baseball out of the park, but stops at third base "so as not to rush things."
and the Number 1 Sign an Athlete Has Gender Issues...
Worries that taking steroids might make his butt look big.

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Selected from 94 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 1 (33rd #1) Hall of Famer
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Puzzlefish, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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