The Top 5 Signs Dad Just Doesn't Give a Crap Anymore

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June 16, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Sunday is Father's Day, so we're going to
bookend the festivities with a two-parter.

The Top 5 Signs Dad Just Doesn't Give a Crap Anymore
(Part I)

Spends Super Bowl Sunday flipping between the Lifetime Movie of the Week and "Dr. Phil."
Puts on Mom's bra and panties right in front of the kids.
Finding Whiskers snoozing on the Barcalounger, he resignedly parks his ass on the couch and balances his Bud on a throw pillow.
Interrupts your screaming match with your sibling just long enough to toss two loaded handguns into the room.
and the Number 1 Sign Dad Just Doesn't Give a Crap Anymore...
Doesn't even bother to put his nose on anymore when your friends come over to Neverland.

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Selected from 142 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (28th #1) Hall of Famer
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 5 Hall of Famer
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 5
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Genesis, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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