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May 26, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Soccer's World Cup is only a few weeks away.
This time around, the fun takes place in Germany.


The Top 5 Signs the World Cup Is About to Start

  1. America shifts its attention from ignoring hockey to ignoring soccer.

  2. Hookers in Germany are practicing bending it like Beckham.

  3. You are now permanently barred from Benihana after head-butting a hot shrimp back into the chef's eye.

  4. Aaron Neville paints that thing on his forehead to look like a soccer ball.

    and the Number 1 Sign the World Cup Is About to Start...

  5. Italian soccer officials start listing themselves for sale on eBay.





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Selected from 125 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1 (28th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 2
  • Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 3
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Accept, Solingen, Germany -- Ambience   (explanation)

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