The Top 5 Signs You Haven't Quite Mastered That Foreign Language

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May 25, 2006

The Top 5 Signs You Haven't Quite Mastered That Foreign Language

Your attempts to order a ham sandwich have thus far brought you a plate of gravel and socks, a skewer of albino deer ovaries, a cage of live squirrels and a goat turd covered in burnt hair.
Every time you cry, "Mercy!" your Parisian dominatrix smiles and hits you even harder.
Your puzzled yet earnest sushi chef folds a paper napkin into the shape of a big-eared elephant after you thank him.
Your sentence asking the masseuse for a "happy ending" actually translates to "I would be happy with something in my rear end."
and the Number 1 Sign You Haven't Quite Mastered That Foreign Language...
Busboys pee in your coffee whenever you request Sweet 'n' Low.

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Selected from 114 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Gretchen Stille, Brookfield, IL -- 1 (2nd #1)
Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 1 (9th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4, Banner Tag
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Hall of Famer
David Kass, Queens, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
Mike Powers, Austin, TX -- Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Animals, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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