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The Top 5 Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Ninja

  1. You disagree with him during a meeting, then return to your desk to find two perfect halves of a monitor.

  2. Her title: Assistant Vice-Master of the Six Winds, Accounting Division.

  3. He tends to suddenly disappear with a big puff of smoke, even when the cafeteria isn't serving burritos.

  4. Professional look: black body stocking with matching hood.
    Business casual: black body stocking with matching hood.
    Casual Friday: black body stocking with matching hood and an all-black Hawaiian shirt thrown on top.

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker Is a Ninja...

  5. You've never seen anyone impaled with a pointy water-cooler cup before.





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Selected from 127 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 2
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
  • Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 5
  • Wayne Garrett, Lafayette, LA -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • AC/DC, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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