The Top 5 Signs Your Family's Celebrating a Nontraditional Holiday Season

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December 12, 2006

The Top 5 Signs Your Family's Celebrating
a Nontraditional Holiday Season

Your parents encourage you to leave out a plate of meatballs and a cup of marinara sauce for when the Flying Spaghetti Monster comes down the chimney.
The tree is decorated with Mom's failed IUDs.
Your vegan Aunt Rainbow has molded tofu into the shape of what appears to be a large tofu.
The sacrificial altar has been freshly washed and the delivery truck with the goat just pulled up.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Family's Celebrating a Nontraditional Holiday Season...
Dad strips all the needles off the tree, muttering, "If it's good enough for Britney...."

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Selected from 92 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1, 4 (49th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 2
Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ -- 2
Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Hank Williams, Jr., Shreveport, LA -- Ambience (explanation)




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