The Top 5 Signs Your Halloween Party Is Sucking

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October 31, 2006

The Top 5 Signs Your Halloween Party Is Sucking

After you showed up in that Grim Reaper costume, half of the Quiet Acres Retirement Home residents had to Rascal back to their suites and change costumes.
The woman dressed as Angelina Jolie insists on taking your newborn with her when she leaves.
Just as you're meeting your boss's wife, your 4-year-old enters the room with your wife's strap-on dildo on her head proclaiming she's a unicorn.
"Dick Cheney" waterboards the hostess to find out where the good beer is.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Halloween Party Is Sucking...
Disappointed, hungry zombies are shuffling their way over from Jessica Simpson's house next door.

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Selected from 135 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (47th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL -- 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Misfits, Lodi, NJ -- Ambience (explanation)




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