The Top 5 Signs Your High School Reunion Is Going Badly

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August 1, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

During our recent hiatus, I had a great time
attending my 75-year high school reunion
in Sugar Land, Texas. (Go Mighty Vikings!)

Sweet: I learned a girlfriend of mine was once arrested
for carving "I love Chris White" on a water tower.

Bizarre: *I* was also once arrested for carving
"I love Chris White" on a water tower.

The Top 5 Signs Your High School Reunion Is Going Badly

Although it sounds loftier, "Food Service Boiler Operations Chief" is just Wendy's-speak for "French Fry Guy."
The bar is run by the lunch ladies and the only drinks are Salisbury-steak coladas, sloppy Joe-tinis, and fish-stick sours.
Your toupee falls off while dancing to Foghat.
Your wife finds out from your former FFA buddies that your "little problem playing the ponies" didn't have anything to do with gambling after all.
and the Number 1 Sign Your High School Reunion Is Going Badly...
All the guys keep hitting you up for lap dances -- on your night off!

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Selected from 96 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 1 (6th #1) Website
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2
Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 3
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Peaches and Herb, Washington, DC -- Ambience (explanation)




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