The Top 5 Signs Your Kids Watch Too Much TV

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November 16, 2006

The Top 5 Signs Your Kids Watch Too Much TV

Your teenaged son waits until sweeps week to tell you he's gay.
When you hand him his allowance, he smugly shoves your hand aside, says, "No deal, Mom!" and chooses your brown shoulder bag instead.
Little Mikey dashes home from Sunday school so he can watch "The McLaughlin Group."
Your 4-year-old just asked her pediatrician about Flonase.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Kid Watches Too Much TV...
Lately he's been murmuring in a deep, ominous voice, "Mom: Wrong about everything. Wrong for our household. My name is Johnny Smith and I approve this message."

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Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (32nd #1) Hall of Famer
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 3 Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 5 Website
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- Topic
Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Alan Jackson, Newnan, GA -- Ambience (explanation)




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