The Top 5 Signs Your Local Terrorists Are Inept

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June 1, 2006

The Top 5 Signs Your Local Terrorists Are Inept

They've drawn up an elaborate plan to bomb Wrigley Field during the World Series.
Flew a hang glider into a White Castle because they thought the king lived there.
Their demands include full recognition by the International House of Pancakes.
They were denied a permit for their "Foolish Americans Take-No-Prisoners Death Parade" because they couldn't sell enough al-Qaeda Scout cookies for the fee.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Local Terrorists Are Inept...
"We have Paris Hilton. Do exactly as we say or you'll never see her again."

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Selected from 121 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (20th #1)
Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 1, Banner Tag (7th #1)
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (24th #1) Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
David Kass, Queens, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ -- 4
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 5 Hall of Famer
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 5
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Guadalcanal Diary, Marietta, GA -- Ambience (explanation)




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