The Top 5 Signs Your Political Campaign Is in Big Trouble

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November 6, 2006

The Top 5 Signs Your Political Campaign Is in Big Trouble

A "60 Minutes" film crew is at your door with your wife, two mistresses, a call girl from Vegas, Jeff Gannon and Enrique, the pool boy.
FedEx just handed you an envelope from Karl Rove marked, "Do not bend. Contains photographic material."
A video surfaces proving that not only did you inhale, you did so from a penis-shaped bong at a Log Cabin Republicans meeting.
In your nervous state, you mistook your son's Ritalin for your Tourette's Syndrome meds.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Political Campaign Is in Big Trouble...
You're an honest politician, a decorated war veteran, you've done a great job in government and you always do what's best for your country -- and worst of all, you have no money.

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Selected from 118 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (10th #1)
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2, Banner Tag
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3, Topic
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 4
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 4 Hall of Famer
Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Replacements, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience (explanation)




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