The Top 5 Signs Your S.O. Is a Pirate

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September 19, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

The Top 5 Signs Your S.O. Is a Pirate

At your wedding ceremony, his best man kept pooping on his shoulder and repeating all the vows.
Under no circumstances will you allow him to play "pat-a-cake" with the baby.
The British High Command is in your driveway and they're threatening to sink the family Neon.
He's always very jolly after rogering you.
and the Number 1 Sign Your S.O. Is a Pirate...
He prances around in boots, tight pants and lacy ruffled collars and cuffs, has a blood-curdling scream and can't stop talking about booty. Either he's a pirate or he's Prince.

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Selected from 105 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 1 (3rd #1)
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 2
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3
David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Harry Wayne Casey, Miami, FL -- Ambience (explanation)




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