The Top 5 Signs You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party

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December 14, 2006

The Top 5 Signs You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party

The caterers you hired made spinach cake and green onion eggnog.
A group armed with the Chipmunk's Christmas album has taken over the public address system and is issuing demands.
The feisty "holiday party" vs. "Christmas party" debate ends in a knife fight.
It was Osama's turn to decorate the cave, but as usual, he's too busy playing "Hide the Kalashnikov" with Zawahiri.
and the Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party...
Proof that the company outsources everything: The Santa figure on the buffet table has eight arms.

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Selected from 123 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 2
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 3
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 4
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
N-Tyce, Greensboro, NC -- Ambience (explanation)




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