The Top 5 Signs You're Dealing With a Real Assclown

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August 31, 2006

The Top 5 Signs You're Dealing With a Real Assclown

After charging you $3.79 for a regular black coffee, he looks forlornly at the tip jar.
When you politely reject his offer of fries with that, he strikes a pose and snips, "Don't hate because I'm a superstar!"
"Strippers? Not tonight -- 'According to Jim' is on."
Carries a handheld karaoke machine around the office and starts each song with, "This one's for the ladies."
and the Number 1 Sign You're Dealing With a Real Assclown...
On his business cards he spells it "Arseclown."

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Selected from 92 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (46th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 3
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, Topic Hall of Famer
Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Insane Clown Posse, Detroit, MI -- Ambience (explanation)




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