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August 22, 2006




The Top 5 Signs You've Hired a Bad Nanny

  1. Instead of shaking the baby, she just puts it in the blender.

  2. Asks for your credit card numbers so she can reach you in case of an emergency.

  3. First offense for back-talk? A ten-minute time-out.
    Second offense? Sell 'em to the gypsies.

  4. "Just look at me as a Mary Poppins with nuts."

    and the Number 1 Sign You've Hired a Bad Nanny...

  5. She's supercalifragilisticexpiali-wasted.





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Selected from 119 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (75th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 3
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 4
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Le Tigre, Olympia, WA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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