The Top 5 Signs You've Thrown in With the Wrong Cult

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"Forever," he said.

September 28, 2006

The Top 5 Signs You've Thrown
in With the Wrong Cult

The leader plans to shoot himself in the head, then pass the gun to the next person in line.
They not only ask you to cut off your testicles, but also to join them for the Broadway matinee of "Miss Saigon."
*Your* cult decides to mix the cyanide in Zima.
You always have to tell the cult next door to keep their all-night drug-saturated orgies quiet because your cult is trying to fast and meditate on the glories of being celibate.
and the Number 1 Sign You've Thrown in With the Wrong Cult...
"Welcome to the House of Ziontology. I'm your host, Hillel-Ron. Come, you want I should shpritz you for Thetans?"

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Selected from 134 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 1 (6th #1)
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 2 Website
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 4 Website
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Blue Oyster Cult, Long Island, NY -- Ambience (explanation)




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