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July 6, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A prisoner in Pakistan underwent an hour-and-a-half
long operation to have an intact light bulb removed
from his colon. He claimed to have no knowledge of
the incident -- he just woke up with great pain in
his lower abdomen and prison doctors gave him an X-ray.


The Top 5 Songs About the Light-Bulb Guy's Plight
(Part I)

  1. Shine On, You Crazy Heinie

  2. By the Light of the Sodomy Moon

  3. Fart of Glass

  4. Dude Looks Like a Lamppost

    and the Number 1 Song About the Light-Bulb Guy's Plight...

  5. Watts New, Poopy-Crack?





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Selected from 147 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 1 (14th #1)
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Emily Limbach, Boulder, CO -- 4
  • Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 4 Website
  • Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA -- 5 Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Gloria Monti, Fullerton, CA -- Banner Tag (Rookie!)
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Electric Light Orchestra, Birmingham, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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